Available as a t-shirt and a bumper sticker, country music fans can show their love for Country Music. A simple glance at the rhombus featured on these products and you should be able to figure it out.
Just wait for the I Love Country Music Award Show. Just like Hillary it will never cease to amaze you.
Here’s a little something to get your Country Music juices flowing.
Show your support for Monica Lewinsky’s Ex-Boyfriend’s Wife for President . What if Hillary Clinton might not be the best President. Just think of all the fun we will have as Bill as the “First Ladies Man.” How great the daily news headlines will be. “Hillary spent last night preparing to mount a campaign for socialized medicine while Bill spent last night preparing to mount Miss New Jersey.”
Nothing heats up a cool evening like the Flaming Liberal Fire Starter. This standard functional fire starter is decorated to make it much more entertaining to use. What better way to take the chill off of a cool evening than lighting up one of your favorite flaming liberals.
Do you want to clean up the “smear” campaigns and do away with the “mud-slinging?” What better way than with the Hillary Clinton Toilet Brush? Standing 14 inches tall, it will be a honor to let Hillary become the “First Cleaning Lady” as she scrubs off the morning deposits. You can even put Hillary face-to-face with your own “Yellow Water” probe. Some people called Bill the “First Black President” and now Hillary can be the “First Brown.”
Think of the pleasure you’ll have as you use Hillary’s head to wipe the rim of your toilet. She wont be kissing ass but rather cleaning up after it. Warning: While you may be tempted to wipe your ass with the Hillary Clinton Brush the bristles maybe a little too stiff for pleasure.
As if you wont have enough fun cleaning the toilet you can always sing this song as you put the Hillary Clinton Brush away.
With Politicards 2008 it doesn’t matter who you are playing against because everyone is delt a loosing hand. Politicards 2008 casts today’s most popular players as characters from classic feature films. Selected and ranked by national poll, the leading election year politicians, pundits and celebs are caricatured by Politicards creator and award-winning illustrator Peter Green.
The Hillary Clinton Poseable Mini is a fun miniature figurine that you can bend and pose in any way you see fit. You can even make miniature Hillary pose like she’s running from snipper fire in Bosnia. Perhaps if you are feeling really adventurous you can try to make her crawl under a miniature desk like her husband’s ex-girlfriend Monica.
WARNING: Eating a Hillary Meal could only be the result of stupidity, desperation, complete intoxication or psychotic delusions. Eating a Hillary Meal will leave a bad taste in your mouth. The most common side effects are flatus with discharge, fecal urgency, oily stool, anal leakage and an empty wallet. Do not eat a Hillary Meal if you are more intelligent than a box of rocks. Do not even smell the meals if you would like to keep your money in you wallet and the government from making all of your decisions for you. Hillary Meals will make you fat, lazy and stupid. For more information or to see a perfect example of the long-term effects of eating a Hillary Meals does to you see Bill Clinton.