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Hillary Meal TShirt

Purchase the Hillary Meal T-Shirt

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Purchase the Hillary Meal T-Shirt 

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The Hillary Rodham Clinton Meal, includes 2 fat thighs, small breasts and a left wing.

It’s better to wear your Hillary Meal than to eat it.

WARNING: Eating a Hillary Meal could only be the result of stupidity, desperation, complete intoxication or psychotic delusions. Eating a Hillary Meal will leave a bad taste in your mouth. The most common side effects are flatus with discharge, fecal urgency, oily stool, anal leakage and an empty wallet.  Do not eat a Hillary Meal if you are more intelligent than a box of rocks. Do not even smell the meals if you would like to keep your money in you wallet and the government from making all of your decisions for you. Hillary Meals will make you fat, lazy and stupid. For more information or to see a perfect example of the long-term effects of eating a Hillary Meals does to you see Bill Clinton.

Thanks to atalski for the video

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Purchase the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

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Purchase the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

As President Bush is fond of saying, “You don’t have to be a rocket surgeon to use it!” Simply place the nut between her legs and squeeze! Yikes, it gives Bill shivers just thinking about it. The Hillary Nutcracker has stainless steel thighs and can crack the toughest nuts!

She’s ready for you, but is America ready for this Nutcracker?!

It comes with her own big box!!

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So you don’t think the Hillary Nutcracker is for real? Watch this:

Thanks to Dean4516 for the video

The Hillary Nutcracker is a lot safer than what it will be like if she is elected:

Thanks to moydri for the video
 

Hillary Clinton 2008 Dollar Bill

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Hillary 2008 Dollar Bill back

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Hillary Clinton can’t wait to get into the White House and have her way with the United States Mint. Affriad that she won’t be able to spend enough of our tax paying money she is set to print the $2008 bill.

This high quality currency look-alike is designed by an incredibly talented artist to look and feel real. For a great conversation piece why don’t you carry some Hilary Clinton $2008 bills in your wallet.

So what will Hillary spend the New $2008 bill on?

Video by YooperNeoCon

Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper

PERCHASE HILLARY CLINTON TOILET PAPER

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Click Here to Purchase the Right paper for your ass

Are you sick of seeing “Queen” Hillary’s face everywhere? Well, now you can put her next to her rightful throne – your own! 

This will make it even more pleasing for the 60% of you that look at the paper after you wipe! Hillary’s face appears throughout the whole roll!

If you need a some help getting a little something out so you can use the Hillary Clinton Toilet Paper then try this video: