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Purchase the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Purchase the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

As President Bush is fond of saying, “You don’t have to be a rocket surgeon to use it!” Simply place the nut between her legs and squeeze! Yikes, it gives Bill shivers just thinking about it. The Hillary Nutcracker has stainless steel thighs and can crack the toughest nuts!

She’s ready for you, but is America ready for this Nutcracker?!

It comes with her own big box!!

So you don’t think the Hillary Nutcracker is for real? Watch this:

Thanks to Dean4516 for the video

The Hillary Nutcracker is a lot safer than what it will be like if she is elected:

Thanks to moydri for the video
 

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